When you’re beyond calling a bird a ‘bird’, you call it a ‘Pink-necked Green Pigeon’ or a ‘Pacific Swallow’ or whatever its species is.
When you have pets, you tend to call an individual of that same certain species by the name you give your pet, even when that individual isn’t your pet.
I was looking out of my window when I saw this grey flying blob approaching. It was coloured like rock pigeon, but it didn’t fly like one. When it came nearer, I saw its bright red tail. When it flew past, my mind registered it: “A Banjo!”
I stood there for a full minute, replaying the sequence in my mind. I was sure it was an African Grey Parrot, on the loose… very likely an escapee. I told my sis, and she chided me for not yelling out for her earlier. She’d have scrambled over to look. We went to tell our parents, and they asked, “Why didn’t you save it?” -_-
If experiences with past alien escapees were anything to go by, there’s a probability that it might fall victim to the crows.
I went out into the living room and looked at Banjo. “There’s one of your cousins out there… why don’t you do your stuff and get him here?”
With his eyes glinting as if he understood, he flapped and nodded and did his dance. Silly Banjo.














The Complete Essays (Penguin Classics)
The Gormenghast Trilogy
Making Globalization Work
What Next?: Surviving the Twenty-first Century 
Blackadder: The Whole Damn Dynasty
Dry Store Room No. 1: The Secret Life of the Natural History Museum
Consilience
Cat’s Cradle (Penguin Modern Classics)
Pistache



















on Mar 20th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
How do you know that wasn’t Banjo just stretching his wings?
on Mar 21st, 2008 at 2:01 am
You might’ve been hallucinating!
Are you on drugs?