I can’t believe it’s Imperial students who’re talking. Yes, they’re Imperial ‘cos one of them had that red lanyard dangling ’round his neck.
Student 1: “So John Howard is the Prime Minister of..?”
Student 2: “New Zealand, I think”
Student 1: “Oh. Really? I thought he was Australia.”
Student 2: “Yeah, New Zealand’s part of Australia.”
I mean… [...]














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The Gormenghast Trilogy
Making Globalization Work
What Next?: Surviving the Twenty-first Century 
Blackadder: The Whole Damn Dynasty
Dry Store Room No. 1: The Secret Life of the Natural History Museum
Consilience
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